Working on a story for tomorrow’s Wicked Wednesday.
In the meantime: (edited for clarity given some of the comments I got!)
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1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life?
In general, about an 8. There are things that could be better, but I’ll get there. You know, like – I could stop procrastinating about buying actual grown-up furniture.
1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life?
My most recent sexual experience? Uh … 25. In general? Sigh. 2. I don’t actually have one for the most part.
2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm?
Me on top, with a butch wearing a strap on. I have amazingly intense orgasms that way.
3. What are 3 inevitable things about you?
1. I will take far too many things with me on a trip. (really? 2 nights & I took a suitcase & a bag of shoes.)
2. I call lots of people sugar, darling, pumpkin, etc. I almost never call anyone by their actual given name unless we’re in bed.
3. The completely wrong woman will always lust for me.
4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one)
It depends but I’d say probably the me on top, with a butch wearing a strap on. But it’s hard to choose just one!
4a. What is you least favorite sexual position?
I can’t even come close to having an orgasm standing up.
5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
Ass. I love a butch with an ass.
6. Would you rather have your significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
Have sex for sure. Especially if I don’t know about it. If I find out about it, chances are good there is going to be a Full Femme Fit in our house but if I don’t know? Go on ahead & fuck someone. But fall in love? Crushing.
7. When you have a “toe-curling” orgasm, do your toes curl up, or down?
I’m too caught up in what everything else in my body is feeling to worry about my freakin’ toes. I am fully jacking Scintillectual’s answer.
8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited
I saw a movie once where some kids interrupted a couple having sex. The man was saying, “Give me that pussy, baby.” Instantly wet. If someone ever said that to me during sex? I’d flood.
b) make you squirm
It’s more the tone that the words. The one that says, “Oh, girl. You are in so much trouble.”
c) make you laugh
God any number of things!
Bonus (as in optional): What is you most embarrassing sexual moment?
I can’t think of one! I don’t embarrass easily and definitely not about sex. Oh wait … it was sort of a foreplay moment & got me in trouble. Big fat trouble. I was seeing 2 women but only one of them knew that. I sent a fully scandalous text to woman 1 but I meant it for woman 2. Woman 2 was the one who didn’t know. I used Woman 1’s name. Yeah. Oh … and I called someone the wrong name once. Eep. Wrong name, wrong gender, everything. Yeah. That was not too cool.
October 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm |
A couple of things:
a) regarding # 2 and #4…who’s strapping?
b) no…you love MY ass. You ass.
c) #8 said THREE words. God…what is WRONG with you???
and d) I responded to your comments on my post and Yes, I am being a total wiseass today.
But I love you!
October 13, 2009 at 3:22 pm |
I’m following scintillectual here
a) who’s strapping?
b) question 3, #2 ……..
c) hips n ass!!!
October 13, 2009 at 3:30 pm |
@scintillectual her strapping on. Um, duh! 3 words? You know the rules do NOT apply to me! Motherfucker. Your ass is hot but you know … you’re wayyyy toooo femme for me, darling girl.
October 13, 2009 at 3:32 pm |
a. the butch is strapping, baby. Not me.
b. and now, can I *answer* that? Hmmmmm?
c. Yes, I remember that you’re fond of hips & ass!